This post is more about my own disorder than it is about autism. I have a disorder that is not clinically
recognized, but I know it exists. The
diagnosis: Hamster Brain Disorder. It is
the feeling like the activity of your brain resembles that of a hamster on its
wheel, reviewing the same conversation or incident again, and again and again for days... months... Years! I had this conversation with my aunt, Jeanie
years ago, just after Naomi was diagnosed.
We were discussing another family member, Keith. Keith has autism and at the time of this
discussion, he was about 7 years old.
Shelia is Keith’s mother.
Jeanie: Shelia says Keith’s doing okay academically, but
he’s having trouble otherwise.
Me: Yeah I heard he was sent home from school for having a
meltdown. That makes no sense.
Jeanie: Why doesn’t it make any sense?
Me: What did they send him home for? To punish him? He wouldn’t understand that as a punishment
and it will not be any kind of deterrent to keep it from happening again.
Jeanie: They’d have sent home any other kid that had a
meltdown.
Me: Well meltdowns are part of autism. The chances of him having a meltdown if he
didn’t have autism are zero. It is like
punishing a kid with narcolepsy for falling asleep in class or punishing some
one with Tourette’s for swearing. It is
something that you really can’t expect the person to have control over. Since no one was hurt and no one was in any
danger, I just can’t see what they hoped to accomplish by sending him home.
Jeanie: I think it was just to give the teacher a break.
Me: The teacher a break?
That’s her job. She gets summers, evenings, weekends, holidays. Yes, the job can be tough, but a lot of jobs
can be tough. When I worked at the
nursing home, I couldn’t call the residents’ children and say ‘Hi, Mrs.
Smith? Yes, your father just belted me
and called me a whore. I think you’d better come pick him up.’
Jeanie: Well, I was a teacher and I know from experience
that you just want to go in and teach and you don’t want to deal with these
difficult behaviors.
Me: He has an aide!
If the teacher was so distraught she could have sent Keith off with his
aide while she had her break.
Jeanie: “Does he?” [With
a tone that said “are you sure about that?”]
Me: Yes, he does.
Jeanie: Well, I guess they could have done that if there
were another room for him to go to.
Me: So you’re going to punish the parents for having an
autistic kid, by sending the kid home because the teacher was annoyed by his autistic
behavior and there isn’t another room to go to?
Jeanie: Hmmm… It’s a
good thing Shelia wasn’t working that day.
It was clear that Jeanie didn’t want to debate this any
longer. We went on to another one and
talk about Naomi’s schooling.
I expressed how happy and grateful I was that there was an
autism scholarship and how annoyed I was by the labor movement and the
teacher’s union for opposing it.
Me: The unions can’t say ‘the staff is trained, effective
programs are in place and the parents are satisfied’ when it comes to special
needs kids because they know none of that is true, yet they don’t want to give
up the money to someone who can actually do the job. So they say “Those people are using it for
religious purposes.”
Jeanie: Some of them are using it for religious purposes. – [Using
a tone that says ‘This is a valid
argument and I would oppose the autism scholarship too.’ ]
Arugh!
Forget the fact that she lives in a different country and couldn’t
possibly have any data or experience on whether anyone was using the
scholarship for religious purposes or not.
Forget the fact that I have explained that the school system is not
meeting out needs and the autism scholarship is truly a Godsend (a secular
Godsend, you understand.) Forget the
fact that many of the kids that would be using this scholarship, including
Naomi and Keith, could not possibly be taught religious concepts because they
have a tough enough time understanding concepts like “maybe” and “if”, “I don’t
know”. Forget that she knows that I am fanatically
secular and there are thousands of others like me wouldn’t use it for religious
reasons, even if that were an option.
She had just finished saying that as a teacher, she didn’t
want to deal with behaviors common in people with autism. Then she says that opposing the autism
scholarship is fine because some (of these people that she imagines exist) are
using it for religious purposes. Did she
address the fact that since many teachers just ‘don’t want to deal with these difficult
behaviors,’ disabled kids are left without qualified instruction? Is that alone not a good enough reason for
the autism scholarship to exist? Does
the possibility of religion getting involved somewhere trump the right of a
child with a neurological condition to get an education?
I have had this conversation in my head every day since this
occurred. I can’t get it out. I think my points here are valid, but
thinking about this every day is not valid. Of course, more offensive things
have been said. Why am I picking on Jeanie so much?
I think it is because I have always thought of my aunt as
one of the most accepting, tolerant and compassionate people I know. If I thought Naomi needed a sex change
operation, I think she would express nothing but support and encouragement to
get the services we needed and to get insurance and/or the state to pay for
it. I have seen her listen to arguments
in favor of having porn freely available at the library so that the homeless
could access it, and not flinch. (I, on the other hand was vacillating between
of rolling my eyes wildly and laughing at the absurdity.) Yet, in this case the message is clear. “If
your kid can’t fit inside the box built by the education system, we send
him/her home. The preferences of the
teacher outweighs the needs of the child. You lose because you have a bad kid.” It
scares me that someone as compassionate as she could think this way. I wonder how I can convince others of the
importance of getting our kids the help they need if even she doesn’t get
it. My aunt doesn’t have ill intentions. Jeanie just doesn't get autism. When I talk
to my aunt Jeanie about my parenting experience she says things like “Even if
she didn't have autism it would be hard,” “Have you gone back to work yet?” and
“Yes, I know what it’s like.” I want to
say “YOU HAVE NO F*&%ING IDEA WHAT IT’S LIKE! WHEN YOUR KID WAS SIX, YOU TOOK HER TO
SHAKESPEARE PLAYS, YOU FREQUENTLY HAD HER STAY AT FRIEND’S HOMES FOR SLEEPOVERS, YOU HAD ME, AT 14, TAKE HER ON CROWDED SUBWAY CARS
WITHOUT A DOUBT IN THE WORLD THAT WE WOULD ARRIVE AT OUR DESTINATION SAFELY
AND TOTALLY FREE OF STRESSFUL ISSUES! DON’T TELL ME YOU KNOW SQUAT!!! YOU DON’T
UNDERSTAND SQUAT!!”
Of course, she doesn’t understand squat. This is a common struggle. Many of the friends and family we have known
to be understanding and supportive of us all our lives suddenly just don’t get
it. And if you have Hamster Brain
Disorder, the fact that they don’t get it can drive you crazy! I’ve got to get this conversation out of my
head and realize the truth. I will not
be able to force anyone to understand. Reviewing this conversation in my head hurts
no one but me. I need to focus on the fact that autism
awareness is having an effect. It will
probably never make a difference to Jeanie, or thousands of others in her
generation, but for millions of others, it’s making an impact. More
and more people really are getting it. In spite of the opposition, the autism
scholarship does exist. Insurance
mandates are growing across the country and public schools are getting better
at working with our kids.
My grandmother had severe Hamster Brain Disorder; my mother
would likely admit she has a mild case of Hamster Brain Disorder and I
undoubtedly have Hamster Brain Disorder.
(Unlike autism, I believe this is 100% genetic.) But there still is
hope. From now on every time I think of
the above conversation with Jeanie, I’m going to remind myself of this
story. It comes from a Buddhist background,
but can teach a lesson to even the most secular among us.
Two traveling monks reached a river where they met a
young woman. Wary of the current, she asked if they could carry her across. One
of the monks hesitated, but the other quickly picked her up onto his shoulders,
transported her across the water, and put her down on the other bank. She
thanked him and departed.
As the monks continued on their way, the one was brooding and preoccupied. Unable to hold his silence, he spoke out. "Brother, our spiritual training teaches us to avoid any contact with women, but you picked that one up on your shoulders and carried her!"
"Brother," the second monk replied, "I set her down on the other side, while you are still carrying her."
As the monks continued on their way, the one was brooding and preoccupied. Unable to hold his silence, he spoke out. "Brother, our spiritual training teaches us to avoid any contact with women, but you picked that one up on your shoulders and carried her!"
"Brother," the second monk replied, "I set her down on the other side, while you are still carrying her."
I’m sure Jeanie, forgot about this conversation seconds
after she hung up the phone, I, on the other hand, am still carrying it. It’s time to let go….
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